summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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