Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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