just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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