I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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