He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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