So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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