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i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month

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(215): i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month http://tfl.nu/ruzp

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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.

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(801): I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight. http://tfl.nu/gp42

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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading

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(541): Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading http://tfl.nu/n2uf

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I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.

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(903): I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better. http://tfl.nu/5s87

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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.

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(775): You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape. http://tfl.nu/xad4

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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.

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That changes everything.

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(360): I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy. (1-360): That changes everything. http://tfl.nu/pss9

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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.

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(724): Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over. http://tfl.nu/rd2c

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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.

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(816): Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes. http://tfl.nu/7aqq

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It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.

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(727): It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together. http://tfl.nu/hikf

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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.

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(319): I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming. http://tfl.nu/9kx6

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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks

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You need to get out of tn

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(304): Some girl just showed me her stretch marks (757): You need to get out of tn http://tfl.nu/alqm

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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.

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(314): The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons. http://tfl.nu/mw2s

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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.

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(248): No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again. http://tfl.nu/jvet

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I swear the crows are laughing at me.

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You my friend are stoned into submission

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(+88): I swear the crows are laughing at me. (1+88): You my friend are stoned into submission http://tfl.nu/466h

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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.

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(330): listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life. http://tfl.nu/0xlf

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