Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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