im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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