The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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