Say something about gay babies.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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