His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just want nice things and good sex
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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