i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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