Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
