At least make sure they are 18
Why
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
No subtext here. People are naked.
should my penis look like a turkey
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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