D3 body, D1 cock
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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