All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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