he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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