i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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