end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
How's work?
Spinning.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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