There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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