Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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