can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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