Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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