your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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