I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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