Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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