Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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