She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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