And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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