so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I cut my penus on the lid.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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