whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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