Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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