I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Randomize
