I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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