Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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