So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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