You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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