your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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