My nipple is on Facebook.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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