When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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