youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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