and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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