well I can't set my house on fire every night
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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