I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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