I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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