May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I am midnight drunk by noon
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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