I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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