If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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