we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I wish you could order shots online.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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