Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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