No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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