You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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