we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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