yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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